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dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

so who’s on first?

That’s right 👍🏻

that’s strange

No, he’s on second.

Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?

No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.

Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?

Naturally.

Who?

Naturally.

So Naturally is the first baseman?

No. The first baseman is Who.

Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?

House is on Third.

I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.

Who’s on first!

This is horrible

Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base

That’s not what I’m asking about! No!

Dr No is in the outfield, but let’s not worry about them right now.

*applauds wildly*

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Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.

A visitor.

It’s like it’s trying so hard to hit us and it just can’t do it

All I can imagine is every astronomer drinking heavily from 2002-2003 like “There it goes–OH FUCK IT’S COMING BACK”

Thanks moon <3

Moon: YEET

The moon threw it away yay moon

the moon was having none  of it

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Originally posted by giantmonster

The best part about this? They took a picture (read: spectrographic analysis) of the thing and found out it wasn’t an asteroid at all. It was a piece of a Saturn V rocket, discarded in space decades ago and set into an orbit around the sun. That’s right, this motherfucker spent 30 years orbiting the sun, waiting for a chance to have its revenge on the petty humans who abandoned it in the void.

So that weirdly common Star Trek trope in which one of our space probes comes back to fuck us up turned out to be true

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bogleech:

“No added msg” is not a selling point. A person either has a hypothetical sensitivity to it or it literally only makes the food taste better for them, load that shit up

Hello, yes, I am passionate about food science, and would like to share my knowledge with you all.

MSG was initially discovered by Japanese chemist Kikunae Ikeda. As the story goes, he was just enjoying a very nice bowl of soup at a family dinner in 1907, and realized something about the kombu made it so wonderfully delicious. He went on to give us the word umami to describe the flavor compound shared between some foods – glutamate, the ionic form of glutamic acid.

By 1908, Kikunae Ikeda isolated the glutamic acid within kombu, and added salt. This monosodium glutamate – literally MSG – is the chemical basis for the flavor of umami. He called it Ajinomoto, and figured out how to mass produce it within a year.

However momentous this discovery was, it’s worth differentiating that the substance itself is not the invention here. Humans have been combining glutamate-high ingredients with salt since time immemorial. This is the entire idea behind every variety of fish sauces and gravies, or just, you know… salting certain foods.

MSG exists just as much in little jars of Ajinomoto as it does some flaked salt on a fresh tomato! It is unavoidable, and for good reason! This flavor compound is the signal to your brain that you are eating food with important nutrients.

So, why the MSG scare? Simple: uninformed fear mongering and racism.

There was already exoticism surrounding MSG, and the 1960’s saw a rise in consumer concerns regarding unfamiliar additives. A now-infamous New England Journal of Medicine published doctor’s letter mused that he experienced heart palpitations and arm pain after eating at Chinese restaurants.

That letter set off a snowball effect: first readers reporting similar experiences, then studies citing that first letter, and eventually a media frenzy about Chinese Restaurant Syndrome. It was such a phenomenon that medical professionals and establishments considered this a real ailment. Certain doctors still treat it as such, despite all evidence maintaining that MSG in any form is entirely safe.

But do you know what can cause heart palpitations, headaches, and general unwellness from overconsumption? Sodium.

MSG is an incredible compound, but it’s still sodium. American food, especially American takeout, tends to be heavily salted. If you eat several portions of that, continue to graze on it the followind days, and have regularly salted meals/snacks besides? A lot of people can get dehydrated from that much salt. Just drinking more water will really help rebalance your electrolytes!

As a final note: there are plenty of umami seasonings on the market. These are mostly capitalizing on the above fear, but like… they’re fine. Fundamentally, these are still MSG powders. They’re just more expensive, less potent, and contain other flavor compounds. Most are primarily salt and mushroom powder (including button, shiitake, and cremini); onion, kelp, mustard seed, nutritional yeast, etc. often make an appearance. This is a straight powder of these things, too, meaning it can pose an allergy risk for some people. Otherwise, enjoy them if you like them! Just don’t feel like you have to for some perceived health or safety factor.

If there’s anything you take away from this, let it be two things. First: humans are behind science, thus science is prone to human bias. Second: it’s a travesty that pleasure from food is treated as a moral failing rather than celebrated as your brain doing its job.

I was totally around for the tail end of MSG panic all the way into the 80s, though I guess it still hasn’t completely gone away yet even now. 60 years of people thinking it can hurt you.

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I’ll reblog this every time I see it.

this is why i steer clear of hard drugs. i’ve seen a fair share of stories similar to this. it’s good and great and awesome until it’s not and then there’s little hope for escape if you either don’t have help or can’t break out of the cycle for a second to realize you need to get that help.

anti-drug campaigns should absolutely be run by recovering addicts. shit, that’s what the anti-smoking campaigns do.

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What the fuck did my own two eyes perceive on this day??

The power this man has. Exquisite

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english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

IM CRYINGNFN

english: ninety-nine

french: :)

english: oh no

french: four-twenty-ten-nine

english: potato

french: :)

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

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English: raisinfruit

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spanish: deep plate

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french: …what

dutch: the good lord’s little animal

french: …ok

irish, polish and russian: *giggling*

french: …just tell me

irish, polish and russian: GOD’S SMALL COW

English: jellyfish
Japanese: :)
English: what yo got Japan
Japanese: ~*~*o c e a n m o o n*~*~

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Dutch: :)
English: omg what now
Dutch: hand shoes

English: porcupine
Dutch: :)
English: … please, no
Dutch: sting pig

JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

English: Poppy

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English: … tell me

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English: Giraffe

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English: what?

Latin: camelopardus!

English: In the middle of nowhere

Slovene: Behind God’s back

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Serbian: Where wolves fuck

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Polish: where dogs bark with their asses

English: somewhere really far and isolated

Italian: :)

English: what now?

Italian: in the ass of the world

Welsh: hiraeth

English: :S

Welsh: …

English: a longing for something or somewhere which no longer exists, to which you can no longer return; the longing for the lost homeland of your ancestors, which you know only through blood and tradition, and will never feel under your feet


English: ladybird

Welsh: :) :) :) :) :) :)

English: look, you literally just made fun of me for my lexical limitations, why are you -

Welsh: little red cow :)

English: aw :)

Welsh: :)

There may be a day I do not reblog this post but today is not that day!!!

English: raisin

English: Come on French, isn’t raisin a word in you vocabulary?

English: French?

French: …

French: DrY gRaPe

English: grape

French: you’re not gonna like it.

English: what?

French: in my defence I was first.

English: What?

French: raisin 🥺

English: Rainbow

Filipino: :)

English: Who the hell-

Filipino: A King’s Underwear

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gigglygamer:

Reblog if Fan Fics are just as valid as Fan Art

Affirmation for writers, please!!

Likes do nothing!!

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Guy certainly knows about it

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Please return us to a world where Notp and squick are used for a ship you don’t like instead of just making up a load of bullshit about how immoral it is or w/e lol 

a short selection of concepts and phrases that used to be commonplace in fandom and we’d really benefit from making that a thing again:

NOTP: the opposite of an OTP (One True Pairing). It is a ship a fan strongly dislikes. The word is a portmanteau of ‘no’ and ‘OTP’ and thus is not a contraction of any particular phrase.

Squick: anything that is a deep-seated, visceral turn-off. Squicks may be shared by many fans or be specific to one; one person’s kink may be another person’s squick.

YKINMKATO, or kink-tomato: Your Kink Is Not My Kink, And That’s Okay: used to indicate support for fannish diversity and to distinguish between disapproval or kink shaming and simply having different taste.

DLDR: Don’t Like, Don’t Read: a phrase used to warn against complaints about an aspect of fic or meta. A “live and let live” philosophy of fandom, which places the responsability for avoiding content one doesn’t want to see on the side of the fanwork consumer, rather that on the creator’s.

SALS: Ship And Let Ship: similar to the above specifically about shipping tastes.

YMMV: Your Mileage May Vary: a phrase used to acknowledge that any given individual’s personal opinion on the topic at hand may differ due to their own tastes, standards, values, experiences, etc.

As the OP points out, all of these crucially imply no moral judgment of what they’re designing.

(definitions lifted more or less wholesale from fanlore’s relevant pages)

bring the healthy fun back to fandom!

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